Let’s take a break from criticising what we are eating that’s bad, and praise a few of the really terrible things for being amazingly delicious.
Instead of saying “stop eating this” I’m saying “this is worth it”. I’m saying, bugger the top 10 healthy foods that’ll make you live forever – here are MY top 10 foods that might kill me but at least I’ll die happy.
These are in no particular order … I’d be happy with any of these for my last meal:
1. KFC CHIPS, POTATO & GRAVY & BREAD ROLL
Combine all three to make a Captain Planet of a KFC that defends the world against healthiness and instead lines your stomach with deliciousness.
2. BURGER KING HERSHEY’S CHOCOLATE PIE
I started eating these in 6th Form (I’m old) and would still die for one of these. A triangle box of diabetes (it’s a joke).
3. DUNKIN’ DONUTS
Any of them. Except the dumb glazed one.
4. MCDONALD’S BIG MAC
Without the lettuce. I don’t need my special sauce wrecked with shredded pieces of greenery.
5. KFC WICKED WINGS
Chicken. Hot spiciness. CRISPINESS. *mic drop*
6. FRESH CREAM DONUT
With a blob of jam on the top #swoon
7. FRESHLY BAKED BREAD
I have Coeliac Disease so this is basically like my Kryptonite. F*k it!
8.BURGER KING’s BK CHICKEN
With Cheese. NO LETTUCE.
9. DOMINO’S PIZZA
Back off Pizza Hut. BACK RIGHT OFF!
10. KILLINCHY GOLD SALTED CARAMEL & CASHEW ICE CREAM
A whole bath load of it please.
Before you spurt on about how amazingly unhealthy all of the above things are, just remember that I don’t care.
What are your favourite things to indulge in (food wise LOLOL) ??